The DL with Dana Lithwick

HEY YOU! You used your intellect wisely to create Highline Park. Thanks for that little gem. NYCers, let’s keep it shiny!

Also, I like that shoe Parks and Rec. 

Baila!

DL

Wall Street 2: Money Never dies

Stone, epic showman,

waxes about nonevents;

Shia shy of Sheen.

Baila!

Dana “Roepert” Lithwick

Molly just brought it to my attention that Aaron Sorkin doesn’t really need to worry about money as he’s won three Humanitas prizes and been named Television Producer of the Year dos tiempos.  I have to respond to Molly using the words of my role-model, Evita Peron:

“[Molly], Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can’t stop to count it.” - Evita

Dana’s Reflection:

I think what Evita Peron, my role-model, is trying to say to Molly here is that Aaron Sorkin doesn’t have time to count his awards. Besides, he couldn’t get a condo in LA for less than 500,000 awards.  So he better keep working, especially after Studio 60. Baila!

DL

Molly just brought it to my attention that in my previous post I didn’t leave the link where you could watch her.  It’s www.inconvenientmolly.com. 

She also informed me that Judy Winslow is now a Porn Star, not a Star.  And that she, Molly, would rather be paid to sell candles in the mall than make whoopie* for strangers under the pseudonym “Crave.”  Thanks Molls! I would hate to mis-inform my fans!

* I think Molly said “rando sex acts,” but I prefer less graphic diction. I mean my adopted child in Guatemala reads this blog. Hola Dulce! Baila!

DL

Molly just also brought it to my attention that people probably don’t know who she is. 

WTFudge?!

I told her that that’s just the processed foods she ate for breakfast talking because she’s a star. Or at least was when she was little. So she can definitely become one again. I mean look at that guy who played Peter Brady. Or Judy Winslow from Family Matters! LOLZ Molly, you think too much.

Baila!

DL

Molly just brought it to my attention that I misheard Evita’s quote.  It’s actually “Answer violence with violence.” Not “violins with violins.”  She also told me I spelled my last name wrong.

Thanks, Molls, I would hate to mis-inform my fans.  However, I think my quote analysis still applies.

Baila!

DL

Hey Ya’ll,

Due to my large experience with beauty, Berry Top Magazine has asked me to start blogging about my tips.  So here’s tip numero un:

Tipping is out.*  Frosted Tips that is. Can you imagine a Jonas Brother with a dewy head?   Instead of putting highlights on our hair, let’s put them into the hands of children.  One 12-issue Highlight Subscription to Guatemala costs less than $35.  And my adopted child in Guatemala lo ama’s it.  Baila!  DL

*Please still tip your waiters and water-rafting tour guides, por favor.

“On February 22, 2010, the FDA sent a warning letter to a distributor of packaged walnuts called Diamond Foods, Inc.

The FDA said that walnuts sold by Diamond Foods cannot be legally marketed because the walnuts “are not generally recognized as safe and effective” for the medical conditions referenced on Diamond Foods’ website. 

According to the FDA, these walnuts are now classified as “drugs” and the “unauthorized health claims” cause them to become “misbranded,” thus subjecting them to government “seizure or injunction.”

The FDA sent similar letters to a wide range of food distributors including those who sell green tea and pomegranate juice.

To read about the FDA’s latest attempt to obliterate the First Amendment, scientific rationality and health freedom — and what you can do to stop it, click here

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Dr. Pepper makes me wig out more than walnuts do.  Also federal government, are nuts the most important issue to be focusing on?  Actions like this make me not want to place my healthcare decisions in your hands.  You should take a cue from my role-model, Evita Peron when she says:

“When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.”

-Evita Peron.

“Government, this was a poor idea.”

-Dana Lithwick.

Baila! DL